Tuesday was a full day at my conference in Dallas, but I kept going
back and forth in email with Steve (aka
swolfe; poker
journal at
swolfe_poker) planning our poker night. I was
able to get away relatively early because the full contingent of
conference attendees hadn't yet arrived, and I got some key
negotiations done during a lunch meeting, so by 15:05, I was sure that
I could get away by 17:15. This worked well, because Steve had a
tournament all lined up.
Steve plays twice a week as a sort of prop player in a tournament at
one of the more fledgling clubs in Dallas. He didn't want to miss it,
and nor did I want him to on my account. I went with him still unsure
if I wanted to buy into the thing. I don't regularly play $100
tournaments, simply because my tournament game is quite weak and I
find that variance is actually greater in tournaments because you have
to play so many to make a score. I usual play tournaments to relax
and avoid the constant grind of the cash games, and it's usually
baby-stakes buy-ins of a $30+3 or $50+5 online tournament. This
$100+20 was thus roughly twice my usually tournament stakes. I
decided at the worst I'd not play and sweat Steve while learning a
thing or two about playing small buy-in tourneys to improve my game,
so I was ready to go.
We arrived at an yet another amazing, beautiful and spacious apartment
building. Granted, you can't hop on a subway car and get out three
blocks from a poker club, but the idea of a 15 minute drive to a nice,
comfortable, spacious place to play is enough to make one question
whether NYC really is the capital of all known activities in the world
as our local hype maintains. The Mayfair club is long gone, folks,
and Dallas has some things on us.
In truth, this club was a bit of a fledgling one. Like most fledgling
clubs, they use a tournament to draw in players so they can make the
real rake and tip money in the cash games that follow. We arrived
before anyone, save the dealers and few seemingly retired folks. A
Chinese poker game was going, as Steve had mentioned in email earlier
that day.
I was prepared to be a 100% Chinese poker fish to learn the game, as
Steve said at the stakes they usually play, $20 would be a big loss
even for 100% donkey play. But, we strangely agreed to make a Chinese
poker game around play money only. And, boy, was this good for me. I
quickly confused the rules and fouled three hands.
Before I explain that, I should explain what Chinese poker is, since I
know some of my readers don't know how to play it. There are a number
of variations, but generally you get 13-15 cards and set three poker
hands, of escalating value, and try to beat your opponents on each of
three hands (sometimes the top hand is less than five cards,
forbidding straights and flushes). Opponents must pay you a certain
amount if they beat you on each level, and you get a bonus for
scooping. You can also chose not to set hands, instead folding and
paying a fixed amount less than what getting beat down by everyone
would cost you. It's a cute game; but much different from what we all
know of as “poker”. My gut feeling about it is that it
plays more like gin rummy or other round-based card games.
Now, the classic beginner mistake of Chinese poker is fouling your
hand. You are required by the rules to have the hands escalate in
value (unless you are playing some variation where you put the lowest
hand in the middle, or something like that). No less than three times
did I excitedly get two full houses, but put the biggest one in the
middle. I went broke from my preassigned play chips, and given that I
was totally confused and there were really only two other players
interested, the game broke. I felt bad for making the game basically
unplayable due to my utter cluelessness and inability to learn it
quickly enough, but it was getting time to get the club moving for the
evening, and one of our Chinese poker players was also a dealer.
I wandered into the huge kitchen (which was adjacent to a
second living room with a television and a second bathroom),
and found a Boston Market food spread. Being a vegetarian, there
wasn't much to choose, but the mashed potatoes weren't bad, the corn
was edible, and the macaroni and cheese was pretty good. I had my
free dinner, and wouldn't be billing it to my employer, which made me
feel better for ducking out for poker while on a business trip.
As I ate, the club owner asked me again if I'd play the tourney. He
said he felt there would be a full two tables, and I decided that such a
prize pool, given that rebuys for the first three blind levels were
permitted, was probably worth the equity. Steve had watched the
players arrive and indicated to me that despite my weak tourney
skills, I had a huge edge over the field. I bought in and took my
seat.
I was somewhat amazed to find my table to be primarily tight-weak. I
guess I'm just so used to NYC tournaments, where the childish
hyper-aggression requires that you make pretty good reads and reraise
a good amount lest you get eaten alive by blinds that go up way too
fast. Here, a bunch of middle-aged players more interested in the
football game than the poker game were planning to fold their way to
the bubble. I tried my best to disappoint them, and won enough blinds
for an hour to get a shot at the money. I took only one hand (QQ, as
an overpair) to the river, and my opponent fortunately missed his
somewhat obvious straight draw and didn't pay off the river. Mostly,
I was trying to take blinds, and usually continuation betting when I
didn't succeed. I kept pace this way with those winning big pots, and
had a medium-to-small stack when the tables combined.
I decided at that point that I wanted to make the money more than I
wanted to win. I don't play enough tournaments at this level to make
risk-taking for a high showing a good goal, since such strategy
increases your cashing variance a great deal. Still, I didn't have
enough chips to fold my way to the money, and the blinds escalated
quickly enough that all but the monster stacks were playing preflop
poker.
Of course, I wasn't going to move in with the 7- and 8-high hands I was
getting, because everyone seemed ready to gamble with hands as a weak
as queen high if it was for less than 25% of their stack. It seemed
no all-in had fold equity unless I waited a bit, and I might as well
wait for a hand. I moved in with an Ace high three rounds after the
tables consolidated and picked up two limps and the blinds. I waited
another three rounds, and got folded to with J9s with three non-blind
players behind me, and decided not to push. Results-wise, I should
have, because a weak Ace-high behind me got it in with a King-high in
the blinds and the board contained a winning J9. Still, I probably
made the right decision despite the fact that I was down to only five
times the big blind.
I moved in a few hands later with K5s, got called and lost to A4o in
the big blind. I still feel these quick-blind single-evening
tournaments are ultimately a waste of time because it doesn't feel
like poker; it feels more of a card-catching contest. However, my
view may simply be over influenced by my weak tournament skills.
A cash game was going, and I sat in it while I waited for Steve. I was
worried when they said it was $5/$5, and I walked over thinking I'd
see players sitting on $1,000 each or more, but the big stack was a
mere $500 and most had $200. This, too, was a preflop game, but I was
fortunate to see a flop with TT for $20 against AK with $250 behind.
I thus won my buy-in back quickly by check-raising his continuation
bet all-in. I had hoped he played his cash games like tournaments,
because I expected a pot sized continuation bet based on playing him
in the tournament, and figured the stacks were short enough he'd call
on the T23 board with any overpair if I made it look like a heart-draw
semi-bluff. He showed AK and folded, though, so I probably won the
maximum, although I might have gambled against a possible flush draw
and tried to get more bluff money in on the turn and/or let him catch
up to a pair. Anyway, I was happy to be net-even for this club.
Steve eventually made the money in the tournament and cut a deal, and
we were off for the next club of the night. Actually, I had already
heard a few things about the next place, as a few hours before,
everyone in the tournament simultaneous got an SMS message ad from the
club we were headed to. This next club wouldn't be the best game, but
it would be the most unique of the Dallas scene. That story will
appear in my next entry.