Americans are, of course, silly. We knew that. As a population you're silly - you let Dubya be in charge again. As a government, I'm not sure what the best word is - are the politicians honest, in that they stay bought?

How did you come to this? As I may have said before, we'll miss you. That's "we" as in the Rest of the World. We'll try to remember to send a card or something.